Arch Enemy Survey

Current mood:chipper
FYI: I wrote this years ago...(2001?) I guess you could say that I finally did meet Dashing Space Pirate (at least he drives like one), and you might even be able to say that I didn't have a choice about marrying him (of course I did, but if I had tried any harder to not choose him I really don't know what would've happened, he's not the type to take no for an answer... very unlike me, which is why I need him :D)

1) Name?: I think that's getting a bit too personal...
2) School?: Home school at heart.
3) E-mail: Duh! (this was originally an e-mail forward)
4) Ever Drank?: I was born with chronic hydrophobia.
5) Missed school because it was raining?: That generally doesn't happen to home schoolers...then again, I guess it generally doesn't happen to anyone.
6) Put a body part on fire for amusement?: Mine or someone else's?
7) Kept a secret from everyone?: It's what I do best.
8) Had an imaginary friend before?: No, but I do have an imaginary arch enemy...
9) Wanted to hook up with a boy/girl friend before?: What's a boy/girl, or should I ask?
10) Cried during a movie?: I don't cry.
11) Had a new kid on the block tape?: A "friend" of mine used to like New Kids on the Block - is that even what this question is about?
12) Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Well there's always Johnny Bravo...
13) I didn't want to answer this one so I just decided to delete it.
14) Prank called someone?: The one time I really tried was on a dare at a slumber party. I called the radio station intending to request "the abc song" in a little kid voice, but couldn't even get through a sentence before I burst out giggling and hung-up.
15) Ever been on stage?: Yes, and the adrenaline rush is cool (except when it's not my idea).
16) Favorite Shampoo?: V05 Vanilla. I think the arch enemy is allergic to it... must be why they quit making it.
17) Favorite soap?: As in a lye-fat product or soap opera?
18) Day/Night?: Night - it's easier to hide from the arch enemy...
19) Summer/Winter?: Winter; I hate heat.
20) Online smiley?: I prefer winky-face.
21) Lace or satin?: How about latin & seis?
22) Favorite cartoon characters?: Roadrunner, Pink Panther, Pinky & the Brain
23) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: ...wouldn't that get a bit confusing?
24) Like anyone?: No. The whole world has conspired against me & joined forces with the arch enemy...
25) Who have you known the longest?: Me.
26) Who do you go to for advice?: Me.
27) Who do you cry with?: I don't cry.
28) When do you cry the most?: When chopping onions.
29) Have you ever cut ur own hair?: When feeling perfectionistic I search the entire length of my braid for split ends.
30) Ever been sarcastic?: No.
31) Met someone new?: Never. I've known the ENTIRE world my ENTIRE life. (who thinks up these questions???)
32) Favorite peeps to talk to?: People who talk instead of saying peeps.
33) Who is your favorite person to hug?: Nobody - everybody's on the arch enemy's side...
34) Last time you fought with your parents?: Not worth trying to remember.
35) Have you ever wished upon a star?: I would if I could ever get upon a star.
36) Do you laugh until you cry?: I DON'T CRY!
37) Have you ever watched the sunset/sunrise?: No, the arch enemy is always blocking my view...
38) Read a book for fun?: Only to help defeat the arch enemy...
39) Favorite meal?: Anything the arch enemy wouldn't have had a chance to poison...
40) Are you lonely?: Yes, I'm the only one on my side...
41) Do you have a crush on someone?: *gasp* ME, have a crush???!!!
44) The closet monster?: Nope. Guess again...
45) The big bang theory?: What's so theoretical about big bangs? Whoever wrote this apparently doesn't have brothers... or an arch enemy...
46) What is your full name?: If I tell, the arch enemy will find out. My only safety is my anonymity.
47) Favorite group?: Heathcliffe's Really Jammin' Buddies... I don't know.
48) What is right next to you?: Air.
49) What is ur computer made of?: Antimatter.
50) What are the last four digits of ur Phone ?: 314159
51) Where do you want to go on ur honeymoon?: Since I've all but decided to never marry, and instead opt for the life of a 21st century technological intergalactic hermitess - it's a moot point for me. Of course, if I ever meet dashing space pirate I might not have much choice... maybe we could go hang out at the jupiter jump?
52) How many people are on ur buddy list?: "Friends" who think they have me convinced that they aren't on the arch enemy's side...
53) How is the weather right now?: I'm inside.
54) What did you do last night?: Have nightmares about the arch enemy.
55) How do you eat an oreo?: Very carefully - you never know when you might be poisoned...
56) Dream car?: Feet - saves worrying about car bombs...
57) What is your career of choice?: 21st century technological intergalactic hermitess/arch enemy's bane...
58) If you could change ur name what would it be?: Arch enemy. It might confuse him...
59) Whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?: No comment.
60) What will ur first son's name be?: Dashing Space Pirate Jr.
61) What will ur first daughter's name be? Foxy Moron (if she's blond)
62) Do you prefer on the Phone or in person?: I prefer pixel/paper. The arch enemy is illiterate...
63) Do you want ur friends to do this survey?: Yes, it's how I get info about the arch enemy's activity.
64) Where do you see yourself in ten years?: Somewhere beyond this solar system, and hopefully beyond the reach of the arch enemy...
65) Are you too shy to ask someone out?: How many bold people do you know who go around complaining of an imaginary arch enemy?
66) Finish time?: Rrrrats! I forgot to count - the arch enemy will surely use it against me...