Jennifer Needs

I am planning on more-or-less abandoning FaceBook, and just leaving my profile there as a stub for people to find me here (assuming they are actually interested enough to take the time). Overall, I just find Facebook to be rather shallow. Nevertheless, I did a few fun things over there, so I'm just slowly migrating what of that that I can...

OK, so the "chain letter activity" this time is to look up ".. needs" on a search engine and then post the top 10 results. I did this on both Google and Yahoo. Unfortunately, several other Jennifer's have already beat me to this, so I eliminated the results that were just other people playing this game, as well as any
duplicates:

Google:
1. Jennifer needs a smack daddy (Yeah, but you get one & they change their names every freakin' week) - huh? and this one actually came up twice.
2. Jennifer Needs To Give Birth In The Next Week
3. JENNIFER NEEDS TO PLAY BY THE RULES (twice)
4. Jennifer Needs a Cane
5. Jennifer Needs A Mortician
6. Jennifer needs your support
7. Jennifer needs a shave.
8. Jennifer needs your prayers.
9. Jennifer needs 2 1/2 cups of sugar to make cookies for 15 people
10. Jennifer needs to take maternity leave.
(do I need to go take a pregnancy test now...?)

Yahoo:
1. Jennifer needs your support.
2. Jennifer needs some tough love,her dad cuts her off financially
3. Jennifer needs Daughtry!!!!
4. Jennifer needs to foster a healthy fighting spirit, pick herself up, and go!
5. Jennifer needs to be thankful for being discovered
6. Jennifer needs to be placed with a "quieter" family, with not a lot of activity in the house.
7. Jennifer needs a family with extreme patience and structure
8. JENNIFER NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE GRATEFUL
9. JENNIFER NEEDS TO PLAY BY THE RULES
10. Jennifer needs to keep a "food diary" for two days
(I'm feeling rather high maintenance after this version)