Preteen Silly Songs meets Lexiphanism

You've all probably heard this one, right?

Miss Suzy had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
And then the little baby got a bubble in in throat.

Miss Suzy called the doctor,
Miss Suzy called the nurse,
Miss Suzy called the lady with the alligator purse.

"Mumps" said the the doctor,
"Measles" said the the nurse,
"Nothing" said the the lady with the alligator purse.

Out went the the doctor,
Out went the the nurse,
In stayed the the lady with the alligator purse.

Miss Suzy hit the doctor,
Miss Suzy kicked the nurse,
Miss Suzy paid the lady with the alligator purse.

...and then my younger sister and I made up this sequel (ok, mostly I made it up because I was being lexiphanic that day and thought all of her additions were too simple *Twisted Evil Face*) several years ago:

Miss Suzy had a clone, she named it Tiny Sue
She looked inside the coloring book to see what it drew.
She saw a pterodactyl, she saw medics in a hearse
She saw a very tiny lady in an alligator purse.

Tiny Sue ate the dino, then she vandalized the hearse,
Then she promptly joined the lady in the alligator purse.
Miss Suzy etched the caskets with poetic Zulu verse,
Then absconded with the handbag to another universe.